e- learning is super over-rated :( the only thing good about it is that we get to stay home. but even then there are SO MANY GAZILLION DISTRACTIONS! aw poo.
on the bright side, i discovered that kid's central shows Sesame Street at 12 noon and what a lovely surprise!:)) surfed channels and found Lang Lang on sesame street! with Oscar and the Grouch Symphony. aw shucks, they're so cute. lang lang was auditioning for a role in the symphony. then he played some piece and this georgeous piece by liszt. that guy is so incredibly talented, i bet he can make mary had a little lamb sound like chamber music; all by himself. honest.
sesame street is so darn lame. yesterday's fruit of the day was the banana. elmo interviewed a banana. a monkey's just come into the picture. then the banana starts shifting around and looking nervous. can bananas even look nervous? anyway-
banana: look kid. you ever seen a banana split? elmo: yes. elmo has. banana: well, you're about to see one again. then he runs off, cos the monkey starts to chase him. :D
then today. the Count gonna watch tv. so he asks The Count: shall we watch 6 feet under? yes! we shall. whoa. deep stuff man! 6 feet under, so adult. so the tv comes on, and then this announcer says in a deep scary voice "Presenting 6 FEET UNDER" then they show this tree on a hill, muted dull colours, sinister looking and all. then...
suddenly this checkered red tablecloth comes into view. then this shrill monster mommy screams: KIDS!! GET YOUR FEET UNDER THE TABLE NOW!! there's grumbling and all the "aw man"s, then 6 furry monster feet come into view.
The Count: ahhh. SIX FEET UNDER.. the table
watching sesame street makes me feel happy :) but i wish they'd show the aliens and the bellhop one. and the playdoh one! aw shucks. i wanna be 5 again. no secondary school. no crummy e-learning. no brother yet. no stress. shoot. I WANT CAPTAIN PLANET AND LITTLE LULU AND SCOOBY DOO AND THE ALIENS AND OSCAR AND SLIMY AND SNUFFALUFAGUS AND TELLY AND ERNIE AND BERT AND GROVER. i even miss that stupid pairie-don. :(
