i used to think my life was boring, mundane and totally uninteresting...
now, i take it all back. seriously, all of it. i got lost on friday, and yesterday i got stuck in the restaurant toilet. what's gonna happen next? wait, touch wood; i don't want to find out.
i can't name the restaurant cos of internet defamation laws, yada yada.. niwae, as inferred from above, i got stuck in the toilet. i think it has sth to do with my turning the lock twice, but hey, who knew? the door was made of SOLID wood, so i was twisting and turning the silly lock clockwise and anti-clockwise, but it wouldn't budge.
the toilet was this room. with 2 cubicles each for guys and girls, so luckily my uncle came in, and my sister told him what happened. somehow, word leaked out, and like flies to jam,( or maybe because the dinner was boring) all my kaypoh cousins came to watch the spectacle.
they called the waitress, and when SHE couldn't get the lock unstuck, she shouted in cantonese, for area 3 or sth. i dunno, couln;t hear her properly..then the manager came, and HE couldn;t move the locks, and then they were all shouting in cantonese to get someone called robert.
all this while i was leaning against the wall in that stifling cubicle, all calm and collected, while everyone was shouting at me not to worry, the manager asked how old i was. i guess he assumed that it was a young kid cos they were acting so panicky. my uncle told him i was " a little over ten". seriously. my family can be so embarrassing.
then, the locksmith came and fiddled with the lock. it was damn scary- the handle and lock were moving all by themselves. and the toilet was the automatc kind that kept flushing everytime i moved a limb in its direction.finally, they gave up and just busted the door. apparently, the guy kicked it in. i dunno, all i heard was bam,bam, BOOM!!! and i was freee..
