my sister has upstaged me. once again.

what nonsense. she just looks cute because she's a mini-me. (read: she looks like me therefore she is cute.) plus, its perfectly fine to call your friends cute you knowww. like- you're cute! you're cute! oh you're cute too!
see, so normal :D

i was talking to my sister in the canteen, and then i turn around and find the whole table i was at staring at us. gawking actually. tsk tsk. then THEY realised i noticed, and everyone turned back. i know you know i know. -scary music!-

then the minute i sit down- "she's so cute! omg!" eh, people have feelings too you know. tell me im cute too lah! old insecurities.. dan says you can't tell your friends they're cute. AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY NOT.

omg thick skinned. ANYWAY. oh this post is so self- indulgent :D
but i need to decide on a confi name. real soon.

what about!
jeanette marie..

eloise?
its german and it means "a loud battle". sheeshkabab. why do people give their kids such pretty but scary names! i like this the best actually. but somebody says its gay. -.-

frances is out.
-scowls- marie france bodyline.

i wanted antoinette.
like MARIE ANTOINETTE?! so cool! they named champagne glasses after her boobs! (heh heh, little bit of trivia there) but it'd be an invasion of the Nettes. nette squared.

hmm..
amhuinn? haha- lives at the alder tree river. serious! that's what it means (gaelic)
alavda!- lark. (yes, im doing this for a Lark! haha) gaelic as well i think.

avelaine- means nut (: (in french.)
abel-shittim. hahaha, i'd like to see the archbishop's face when he reads this one out. its non-genderised by the way. PLEASE! if you pick this, tell me :DD dorville, are you reading this?

pfft. any suggestions? by saturday night please!
preferably starting with A or E.. an 'eh' sound.

*all names taken from here.

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OXYMORONIC SONG :D
i'm just an average ordinary everyday superhero, trying to save the world..
oh gosh, nette loves it. YES SHE DOES.

from disney's The Pacifier. starring Vin diesel, its a cute show! OH, talking about pacifiers. desiree thought of a really cool oxymoron- PACIFIC WAR. oh smart one, yeahh. and there's indefinitely forever.. come to think of it, 'definitely maybe'- oasis' album was it? sometime ago? that was what started the whole craze.

hmm. i think im gettin tired of oxymorons. but i did wonder how they came up with it. i used to imagine a guy in a hospital ward, with a tube coming out of his nose, and him half- delirious and saying stupid stuff. oxygenated moron?

ah, now i sound like a callous meanie.
ANYWAY.
oxymoron, noun use of neut. of oxymoros (adj.) "pointedly foolish," from oxys "sharp" (see acrid) + moros "stupid."
pretty cool huh (: if you have nothing better to do, check this out. online etymology dictionary. i tried my name, and DRATS. nothing, but i guess you could try yours.. though what comes out might not be uh -snigger- very flattering. interesting nonetheless.

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hoho, guess what song this is!
its the nokia ad song!
courtesy of Daft Punk. (the band) and the person.
what was it again, oh yes. the daft hypocritopunk :D
also known as john.

there's another ad, the one.. with nice music.. uh uh. uh. with the guy walking on the street at night, after the rain. its also a phone ad, sony erricson i think.. OH MY MEMORY FAILS ME.
if you can remember it, tell me please.




if you had a rough day, smile lah huh (:'


(heh heh. if you ask me, the squirrel looks lovestruck .
then again, you didn't ask.)

i was gonna announce something.
OH YES. do you know!
i realised i can do this O_o
what? no big deal you say? hoho.
i can do it without moving a single face muscle.

but after i've starting wearing glasses 24/7, my eyes are bigger :D
-fans self excitedly-
and they're equal-sized. they are i swear!
and okay that was random.



anyway. don't let today get you down alright! cheer up sexy! (:
stuff happens for a reason.

okay, i've hit my randomuota. (coughs- randomness quota)
haha, yay for the metric system.

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kuching photos are OUTTT.
they're up in church.
-grins gleefully-
and we all look damn hot and gorgeous :DD
cos i say so.

and there's a picture of sarah ann cheong carrying 7 bricks.. thing is, every other picture of guys carrying bricks shows them carrying like, 13 or more. heh heh, sarah's coolness rating suddenly plummeted. (omg, suan!) im kidding lah.

and there's an unglam shot of me
-makes a face-
doing that 'revelation' thing up in the mountains.
well... everyone's there! we're famous! :DD
xavier says the pictures should be up as soon as he has time to get a site or sth.
but i no know nuffink. so we wait. yes.

P1 cat class today (:
nigel's in my class (:
hee hee. he's so cute (:
and he makes me feel stupid S:

the first time i met him, i was desperately trying to switch the aircons on.
use your imaginations-
it's a sweltering day. there are 20-odd little boys in a tiny room with cranky two aircons. THE NOISE, OH THE NOISE. and me swearing to myself. the titch comes up and points it, and the green lights come on. inadequacy rears its head.

today, it was video time!
joseph and his dreamcoat. but it was the video cassette type. to be fair, i haven't touched one of those for eons okay. flipped it up down touch the ground backward forward touch your toes (sounds like an exercise vid) and it couldn't go in. i got stage fright from 25 pairs of tiny eyes. and the lovely little guy came up and pushed it in. just. like. that.

he must be some kind of whiz kid. please tell me he is.
if not im really really gonna feel stupid.

i swear, the church stuff doesn't like me.
the photocopier chose to go cranky on me today. plus the aircons and vcr.
i don't think i'll take the lift anytime soon.
you never know..

(twilight zone music fades in)

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im feeling better lah.
but the emo had to go somewhere.

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SHIT.
dammit.
im not happy.
i mean, i was.. pretty much the whole day.
i hate the green-eyed monster that bursts out at the worst of times.
i hate me letting the emerald-irised freak come out at all.

i hate jealousy, why should i envy others.
im doing great myself.
maybe not so great now..
but.
OH WHAT THE HECK.

emoing..
shit LAHHHHH.
:(((((((((((

i feel like being a meanie.
BUT NOBODY TO BE MEAN TO.
and i swear that's horrible.
shucking fit.

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i thought i fixed it. turns out i screwed it up far far worst.shit.
aiyamama.
training is tougher than expected.
and coach is MEAN. he's like two different people to two teams on the same day. i swear, that guy has issues. even when he takes his medicine. now i know why pawra whines like a grape everytime tuesday comes round :D and prays and prays that it rains. it drizzled, so someone up there loves her (sing-song voice)..well, two grapes don't make a bunch.. we make pseudo-cherries on a stalk! hahahaha.
okay, no funny.

or maybe im too used to slacking.. yeah, maybe that's it.
sec ones had tryouts today. heh heh. all the baby fat! ah mean mean, but its TROOOOO.
i fondly remember my tryouts.. the sky was overcast cos coach was there.. i was gripping my racquet super tightly.. he looked menacingly in my direction..

NO WAIT. that was every other session. anyway, they don't look like they'll make it to beginners. they're pretty good! from the glimpses i got. maybe advanced beginners.. OMG! OXYMORON!!! i just came up with a new one! yay- one more to add to the list :D

same difference..
pretty ugly..
advanced beginners..
AND MY FAVOURITE:
LIGHTWEIGHT SUMO!!!!!

any new ones, tell me. oxymorons make me happy ((:
and don't you dare say pretty jeanette.
-scowls-
its already been used.

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IM BACK.

im sorry, no inclination to blog. nothing's happening at school.
but i think we've got the best teachers this year (:
they tell the best stories.

and then there are the uh. freaky ones. MASS EMBARRASSMENT today! mwahaha. but not for me. you oh so lovely people with the hot pants :D
she's crazy that woman. 2 rounds the first lesson and 12 rounds the next!
i nearly died. ching was saying something bout lactic acid building up in her muscles.. haha.
you see what exhaustion can do to a person.

im tired.
im tired of the same routine.
class after class.

i haven't looked through my theory notes.
my arms hurt from 15 minutes of scales.
i have no idea where the bloody subdominant is.
i can't hear the lower tune.
i lose the beat with the same thing that's supposed to be keeping time for me.

i don't know whether im supposed to be dreading march, or anticipating the end of sundays at BTP. i don't know if the rest of sec 4 will go like the first 8 days of january. i don't know if i want to know.

has anyone read The Tenth Circle? (besides you, ching) by jodi piccoult.
she incorporates the divine comedy, by dante into it. so i got curious, and whoa. its some freaky shit. interesting, but scary.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Divine_Comedy#The_Circles_of_Hell

he basically tours hell with a pagan named Virgil. through hell, to purgatory and tada! heaven.
he passes through 9 circles of hell, the terraces of purgatory and the 9 spheres of paradiso. ooh- cue heavenly choir-.
its a work of fiction btw. cos if that were real, please no. i really really don't wanna die yet.

think i'll change this skin.
pseudo-emo ish is depressing.
eh. how ironic.

wha-ver, i wanner go wark in macdonners.

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