i had weird dreams again. part one and then i was rudely awakened. poo, so part one is completely different from part two except for the fact that they both star the same person. me. heh.

anyway, part one, i shan't discuss in detail- those that i told, you shush .
part two was about little green electronic blobs coming and invading singapore. only thing was- they couldn't come into contact with glass and water. so i was at home, AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY DREAMSELF DID?? i said
" let's wet the windows and shut them."
and im dang smart. cos in my dream, that's what everybody did :D
I SAVED DREAMLAND SINGAPORE FROM THE INVASION OF ELECTRICALLY-CHARGED SNOT BLOBS WITH WATER AND GLASS ALLERGIES.
but that's not my point.

do you ever wake up from a really happy dream feeling a strange sense of loss? ( no, im not talking about dream numero uno, in case you were wondering.) then you spend the rest of the day in a daze, wishing you knew why you were feeling that loss. it never happened in the real world, there was no definite reason as to why you were feeling so incredibly euphoric, heck. you can't even remember the entire dream.. all you know is, you want that dream again.

ooh, that sounds depressing.

bye world, im going back to dream about snot blobs again. maybe orlando bloom will pop in as a hot scientist and come up with something smarter then wet windows. yeahhh, that sounds nice :))

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you know what?
TO HELL WITH WHAT YOU THINK.
i don't care.

i do treasure this friendship. i know i've been getting on your nerves, and you probably can't stand the sight of me right now. hm, maybe that's the reason you've been giving yourself cricks in the neck- turning your head and pretending to look somewhere else.
i did try to ask, not that i made no effort.

to give someone the cold shoulder. i assure you, is terribly immature. there is a reason we were all given faces. you know you know?? there is a FRIGGIN reason the space between our ears is filled up by a pulsating mass of nerves and brain jelly. TO HELP US TO COMMUNICATE. WITH PEOPLE AROUND US. TURNING YOUR HEAD TO IGNORE ME JUST SHOWS OFF LOUSY COMMUNICATION SKILLS.

WHYFRIGGINWHY ARE YOU ANGRY?

why am i angry? people are supposed to grow, to mature and learn how to handle people. to expand their social network by learning to deal with VEXING, ANNOYING PEOPLE LIKE ME.
so what if i AM interested( overly) in the opposite gender? if i like to sing incredibly off-key? so what? its me. ME. MEEEE. what will it do to you?
i'd better stop before i begin to make personal attacks.

i don't want to end the friendship, im leaving it open- your choice. but at least tell me WHY.
you don't get rid of a mosquito by waving a hand to shoo it away. you smash it.

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ORLANDO BLOOM IS SOO HOT!!!!
yes, way hotter than us mere mortals. we could be eating belachan and chilli padi on the sun and still not be like him. * cue crazy fan squeal/scream/shriek*
they took off his shirt in Pirates of the Carribean :DD
and OH. do stay for the last part. after ALL the credits. just watch it.

and now mr bloom has inspired me to make a list of the top 5 hottest guys in the world.
ohh, okay. they're not going to be in rank. too hard to decide ^-^

1. orlando bloom.
last seen in Pirates of the Carribean. still showing in theatres! if you haven't watched it, why are you still sitting here? go make him some money!


2. Chad Michael Murray.
seen like.. EVERYWHERE! if you haven't heard of him, you don't watch TV, or you're a guy and have no interest whatsoever in pretty boys. but even then. he's THE chad michael murray. oh go stick your head back in the hole.


3. Ruan Jing Tian.
swoons. need i say more?


4. Jonathan Rhys Meyer.
acted as the coach in Bend it like Beckham, and featured in an earlier post. but i don't want to be his missus anymore. nope :)


5. Johnny Depp
i don't really like him. heck, i don't even think he's hot. but i have succumbed shamelessly to peer pressure. dan will kill me if i don't mention him. well, he is talented. but that's all i'll give him.


oh, and i shall mention the nice citycab driver. dan left her new shiny phone in the back, and he drove all the way round shaw house to give it back to her. he deserves like, taxi driver of the year or something. yeah, nice fella. abdul mohamad something. dang, my memory fails me.
go watch Pirates of the Carribean, its nice :) and have i mentioned that Orlando bloom is hot? he is. yes he is :)

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#1.Name 11 people you can think of right now in your head.
After that tag at least 5 people to do this.
1. marianne
2. laura
3. dan
4. ching
5. becca
6. tsi yin
7. nick
8. tim
9. justin
10. wongsy
11.cheryl

1. How did you meet 10?
wongsy!
primary 5 hibiscus. two chubbies sitting together :) but there's only one chubby left. ( looks furtively around) and its not me. haha

2. What would you do if you never met 2?
lauraaa! i wouldn't have anyone to tease and stress out and talk about borrowing ms krishna's saris! dayooong sampannnn >:)

3. What would you do if 9 and 11 dated?
justin and cheryl. HAHAHA. omg, so cool!!!! yes yes! i'll matchmake them :)) then play gooseberry and stress them out!

4. Do you like 7?
nick. yah, in a platonic way. why not?

5. Would 5 and 6 make a good couple?
tsi yin and becca. ehh, nope. too many many many differences.

6. Describe 3.
dan. oooh, so goth and mysterious. and extremely TICKLISH! mwahaha.

7. Do you think 8 is attractive?
tim? hahaha, i know people who do, and a cousin who keeps promoting him. famousness? he's not butt-ugly that's for sure.

8. Tell me something about 2.
laura's gonna unravel ms krishna from her sari and run off with it on racial harmony day :DD

9. Do you know any of 4's family?
ching. hmm, oh no. sad! i don't :(

10. Whats 5's favourite things?
becca. oh i know! her gundam comics, her phone... and me, her most favourite cousin in the whole wide world :) hmm, cept im not really a thing...

11. What would you do if 3 confesses he/she likes you?
dan. hmm, i don't know. i can't even imagine it happening! that's so crazy.

12. What language does 6 speak?
english, chinese and crummy cantonese which happens to be better than mine. shucks. (somebody's gonna be very indignant if she reads this)

13. Who is 9 going out with?
justin. oh i wish i knew!!! but i DON'T. sigh.

14. How old is 8 now?
tim, 15.

15. When was the last time you talked to 1?
marianne. hm, i can't remember. shoot, did we even speak this morning? :/

16. What is 2's favourite band/singer?
laura.haha, i know this one. i think. fall out boy! am i right am i right?

17.Would you ever date 7?
nick, snorts. no- "are you wearing your shirt inside out?" i resented that. -_-

18.Would you ever date 11?
cheryl. no way. gross.

19.Have you ever seen 2 naked?
ew, thank god no. sorry pawra! but some things are best left to the imaginations of the boat people. and for their minds only. haha, i bet this is gonna have the same effect as the 'teachers can read minds' thing >:)

People whom you want to pass this on.whoever's bored.

#2
The rules:Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. (hahaha, but you guys have never heard me, have you? ^-^)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones. (uhh, i accidentally made someone get stitches. does that count? and i SAID I WAS SORRY)
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.(the more the better. yes :D)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent. ( yeah, and its definitely staying hidden.)
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (my grandma lah. and i was forced to)
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone. (as in people i really know. i hate Madonna though. she's ANCIENT, stop dancing please! it freaks little kids- and me- out)
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God. (:
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before. ( i bet it'd be fun)
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends. ( i hope i can)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. ( if you tie them the same way i do, tell me! i have been mercilessly mocked for my technique. -looks sad-)
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge. ( do boats count?)
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.( i think..)
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.
I like sausages.( only the cocktail type. but i will eat if there's no other food available. heh.)
I love kisses.( yay Hershey's!)
I fall for the worst people. ( im not sure if this is true.. )
I adore bright colors.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.( i don't remember throwing any of them away.. so they must be with me! haha)
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. ( actually, i make sounds, i don't actually talk ^-^v)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.( yeah, i wanna learn to climb trees)
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is( i know what it is, but i think its weird.)
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsesical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

crud, im too lazy to stab. just do it if you want to :)

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i think little kids should stop playing with their tamagotchis.
do you know how horribly they treat them????!
its disgusting.
granted, there might be a few who actually treat their little digital friends extremely well and all, BUT THE REST... (shakes head)

every tamagotchi hatches from an egg. then you either get a baby boy or girl. DUH.
then it grows into a kid, teenager and finally adulthood.
HOWEVER, the tamagotchi vary in the appearances upon reaching adulthood. you got the ducky-looking thing, the robot- androidchi (who comes up with these names?!) , some beng-looking one with a fin... and other sorts. ( i believe there might be one that's called onionchi. no prizes for guessing what it looks like!)
so far so good yeah?
first thing a kid does when he or she gets it-
OH WOW MOMMY! IT POOPS!
i kid you not.
OH WOW, WE CAN FEED IT AND BUY IT STUFF!
OH WOW, WE CAN PUNCH THE SHOPKEEPER IN THE FACE THRICE AND GET A SECRET CODE!
( true story, i've actually done it)

BUT some juvenile sickos are actually starving their tamagotchis, and letting them get sick, making them die
slow.
horrible.
deaths.
why?
1. because they don't like the way it looks
2. for boys- george turned out to be georgina
3. just because :/

but why don't they just reset the toy? because they'll lose the friends they made when the tamagotchi was alive! oh no, we can't have that can we? snorts. keep treating the tamagotchi that way. soon you'll be treating your friends similarly, and oh how ironic. no friends for both you and your dead tamagotchi.
little idiots. just because they're virtual doesn't mean they can be mistreated.
some parents buy their kids these virtual pets so that the kid will learn responsibilty(other than the part where they won't have to clean up dead hamsters). simple. push a maximum of 3 buttons here and there, and you can clean up after, feed and play with it.

i can't believe it. what is the world coming to? if the tamagotchi could zap them with battery energy or something, how much you wanna bet nobody would be playing funny?
disgusting little sickos.
all of you with younger siblings. go check on their tamagotchis now!
sic the NAPCT on them >:(
NAPCT (Nette's Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Tamagotchis)

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OMG OMG THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!

im gonna chop some sheep heart for bio!!!!!!!
chop chilli chop chilli chop CHOP CHOP!
im darn excited :)
can't wait :)
sheep's heart only 3 bucks :)
we're gonna freeze it :)
-im actually wondering why im excited about freezing the sheep's heart, HECK-
we have to walk around tekka market like sheep murderers :)
we might get funny looks :)
we're gonna chop it and slice it and dissect it bit by bit. OH I CAN'T WAAAAITTTT!
end of this month :)

oh and by the way rere, you took so long to pass me the an jing guitar chords, i found my own
^-^v check it out- www.jitapu.com

dissection.
cut.
slice thinly.
look under the micoscope
we're gonna freeze it :)

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i say, the similarities between the nepalese assassination and macbeth are remarkably uncanny. how cool is that?! especially prince Dipendra. poor fella.

the way i see it, the crown prince of Nepal could be seen as the chamberlains who guarded Duncan’s bedroom, and were later framed by Lady Macbeth, when she placed the bloody daggers in their grips.

Crown Prince Dipendra shot his family and himself in what appeared to be a drug and alcohol-induced rage over his mother’s refusal to let him marry the woman he loved. However, his over-reaction seems incredible.
The prince was seen, by the public, as a responsible young man ready to take over his father’s office as head of the country, of whom a majority were Hindus. The royal family themselves were devout Hindus.

“How could a revered Hindu prince murder his whole family over a simple marriage disagreement? Dipendra was nearly 30; his father, King Birendra, had already suffered two heart attacks. Why didn't Dipendra simply wait until he was king, and marry whomever he pleased?
How did a falling-down drunk prince shoot so many people so accurately, with no resistance? Why was his body cremated before an autopsy could be performed? Why did none of the palace guard interfere? Why was Paras left unharmed? What was the 'black substance' in Dipendra's cigarette?”
Jeff Greenwald, Nepal- between a king and a hard place. (Cited on the 15 of July 2006) available from http://www.lonelyplanet.com/journeys/nepal/index.htm

It is highly obvious that the Crown Prince was not lucid when he committed his heinous crime that night. However, was he entirely at fault for what he did? in my opinion, Dipendra was set up just like the unconscious chamberlains who were supposed to have guarded Duncan the night he was murdered.
He was under the influence of alcohol, just like his fictional counterparts. but why was he drinking? what really happened in between the time he was escorted out and the time he came back in in shoot his family? why was he unable to give himself a death shot, if he was able to accurately shoot so many dead? why was Paras unharmed? the most important question-who stood to gain the most, if Dipendra and his family were dead?
A report in the Kathmandu Post suggests that Paras very likely supplied the drugs that provoked his cousin, Dipendra, into a murderous rage. Paras would be Crown Prince if his father took over as king.

fascinating. shakespeare (or the fella who wrote his works under the name Shakespeare) was a genius. who knew his work- macbeth, could be so incredibly relevant to modern world politics?

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i wanna be the MRS JONATHAN RHYS MEYER!
*swoons* hotness :DDD

nobody argue with me.

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e- learning is super over-rated :(
the only thing good about it is that we get to stay home. but even then there are SO MANY GAZILLION DISTRACTIONS!
aw poo.

on the bright side, i discovered that kid's central shows Sesame Street at 12 noon
and what a lovely surprise!:)) surfed channels and found Lang Lang on sesame street! with Oscar and the Grouch Symphony. aw shucks, they're so cute.
lang lang was auditioning for a role in the symphony. then he played some piece and this georgeous piece by liszt. that guy is so incredibly talented, i bet he can make mary had a little lamb sound like chamber music; all by himself. honest.

sesame street is so darn lame. yesterday's fruit of the day was the banana.
elmo interviewed a banana.
a monkey's just come into the picture. then the banana starts shifting around and looking nervous. can bananas even look nervous? anyway-

banana: look kid. you ever seen a banana split?
elmo: yes. elmo has.
banana: well, you're about to see one again.
then he runs off, cos the monkey starts to chase him.
:D

then today. the Count gonna watch tv. so he asks
The Count: shall we watch 6 feet under?
yes! we shall.
whoa. deep stuff man! 6 feet under, so adult.
so the tv comes on, and then this announcer says in a deep scary voice
"Presenting 6 FEET UNDER"
then they show this tree on a hill, muted dull colours, sinister looking and all.
then...

suddenly this checkered red tablecloth comes into view.
then this shrill monster mommy screams:
KIDS!! GET YOUR FEET UNDER THE TABLE NOW!!
there's grumbling and all the "aw man"s, then 6 furry monster feet come into view.

The Count: ahhh. SIX FEET UNDER.. the table

watching sesame street makes me feel happy :)
but i wish they'd show the aliens and the bellhop one. and the playdoh one!
aw shucks.
i wanna be 5 again.
no secondary school.
no crummy e-learning.
no brother yet.
no stress.
shoot.
I WANT CAPTAIN PLANET AND LITTLE LULU AND SCOOBY DOO AND THE ALIENS AND OSCAR AND SLIMY AND SNUFFALUFAGUS AND TELLY AND ERNIE AND BERT AND GROVER.
i even miss that stupid pairie-don.
:(

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i finally checked out STOMP.
stinky moments? :DD
funkyness!!!! my photo's there! along with the rest of the island's wanna-win-ers.
poo.
there's this guy who took fantabulous shots of one of the display bands. it looked darn good!
shoot. and ANOTHER fella who took the balloons against the sky. aw crud.
can the judges give one guy TWO awards?
say no please.
just go see

http://www.stomp.com.sg/stink/mom_syf.html

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first, the happy:
yes! CHINESE CLASS HAS AIR-CON!!!!!!
no more glaring sunlight. no more idiots walking past and distracting me even furthur. heck, even if they did, I WOULDN'T KNOW :))
sweeeeeeeet.

now the unhappy:
ORALS IN 8 DAYS, COUNTING DOWN 7
WO BU YAOOOOOOO :((
i can't even string a proper sentence together. how'm i supposed to plonk me down on a seat in front of 2 strangers speaking in rapid-fire mandarin and converse with them??! i was BROUGHT UP to not talk to strangers.
if you should happen to sight me yattering away to a terrified stranger on the bus, its not exam stress. im PRACTISING.

what comes in between happy and unhappy:
i would like to win this.
it'd be fun.
just for once.
i am fully aware that the picture says NOTHING- zilch- kosong-nada whatsoever to someone who didn't actually attend syf (or wasn't paying attention). but who cares, the picture says something to me. hopefully it says something else to others ':)

and now for randomness:
who knew PLANT biology was so, uh.. cool :)
plants. you'd think they just sit around on their herby butts; making oxygen and food in the lovely sunshine. then NIGHT! and they're total zombies till the teletubbies come out to play.
oh ho.
put cross-sections of a root hair together with a bio teacher chock-full of artistic license.
and WHO says bio isn't fun? >:)

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im tan without tanning oil :)
i have a tattoo :)
i have an extra hour of CIP :)
im HAPPYHAPPY :)

though my dad isn't, about the darn tattoo. i still think it looks cool. so there. its in chinese, meaning The Tolerant One. mwahaha. got it with dan; hers says Dragon.
omg, its COOL. ask me to show youuuuuu!
now i sound like a druggie. so uncool.

but i think hardly anybody noticed.

shoot, it looks gross.
but the nicer shot of it has me in uniform. so i shan't post it. if you reallly reaally wanna see it (heaven knows why), ask me on msn.

syf wasn't fun. my butt hurt. and i was under the mistaken impression that SJI and STC would be performing out on the field. turns out they were the kaleidoscopey people >:( poo.
not one shot of them i took! zarhhh.


-now you see us -

-now you don't-

look at all the little people!

look at all the COLOURFUL little people!

i found out im a pretty good photographer *coughs*

isn't it pretty? then i thought of how 80% of these balloons would end up floating in the ocean. and how some poor turtle would think it was a yummy jellyfish and...

"bye little green turtle"

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