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Thursday, June 29, 2006

if a tree falls down in the forest, and no-one is there to hear it. does it still make a sound?
how long until someone walks past the forest, only to realise with a start,
that there are no trees left standing?



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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

mwahahaha.

syf-ers you die. i will catch you in your most embarrassing poses, humiliating outfits and cheesiest grins. and you cannot stop me!
oohahaha. now all i have to do is find the charger.





11:40:00 PM
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Sunday, June 25, 2006

taking off rose-tinted glasses isn't easy. sometimes you don't really want to know. but i've seen you without the tint now, and well. i do have unique taste. or bad, up to you to decide.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLYANN!
last night was funfunfun. nice food, yumm :)
cabbed with hotpants to centrepoint to get the eeyore balloon :) but the cab seatbelt was crummy. i bet it just didn't like me. then we passed my future workplace when we were on Mt Pleasant flyoverrrr! mt pleasant animal hospital! potoot hotpants.

me: there there, my future workplace!
potoot: huh where? shell station ah?
(please! the shell station don't even have snacks! go work esso better :D)
potoot: eh i know i know. the school there luh
me: nooooooooooo
crux of the conversation was, im gonna grow up and be a toilet cleaner at either Esso or the establishment behind it (sji, for those not familiar with the layout of the area). aw crud. i can't for the life of me imagine me with curly hair and fishmonger boots. brandishing mop in hand and screeching at some hapless 15 year old..
"BOY! HOW DARE YOU WASH YOUR MUDDY SOCCER BOOTS IN MY NICE CLEAN TOILET???!"
shoot.

wow, kelly's present was nice. 4 balloons altogether! i helped choose the flower one. its nice. and i didn't pay for it!!! snigger, im a lousy cheapskate.
i like the shop at centrepoint, level 5. i can sing all the songs there. DISNEY BABY ALERT!! walked to the hotel.
and we were earlyyyy. then walked in for dinner. yes, niceniceniceniceniceNICE food :)
i own the doors and chairs of the hotel now! potoot owns the lifts.
her dad fetched me back.

i say, this is darn cool. sing this to the tune of that Motorola ad. you knowww. the one that goes "the girl likes the boy and the boy likes the girl and the world goes round" ah! i love that ad :)
anyway look:

"my mom knows her dad
and her dad knows my mom
and my brother knows hers
and her brother knows mine
and the world goes roound..."

catchy ain't it? :)



i stole this. haha. hotpants and squarehair!
KELLY, if you're reading this, i want photos please :))



2:21:00 PM
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

someone recently told me i took my friends for granted. i protested, and then i thought about it.
maybe i do..
and im sorry if i do. it never occurred to me that i might have been doing so.
if you've ever ever ever felt taken for granted, damn. im so sorry.
aww, i love you guys alright!!!!!!
and i'll do my best to be here for you :))



10:31:00 PM
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Sunday, June 18, 2006

MY NEW BABY COUSIN :)))))))))
who is so darn cute she knocks my socks off. to think; i was actually that small and so-cute-i-knocked-my-cousin's-socks-off once. she's so tiny and perfect, and when she smiles, she has the superpower to make the whole room go collectively
AWWWWWWWW...
my mom says when babies smile for no apparent reason, they're smiling at the angels above them. i used to squint really hard above my brother's cot to try see the angels only the baby could see. i can't remember if i actually did. newborns are the closest to God.. therefore they must see angels more.
i love the smell of babies. and i do realise this sounds incredibly paedophilic, but its true!!!! babies have that milk and powder and johnson's and johnson's down pat. its a nice smell. honest. and now i feel inspired to share this nice story :)
i think it's decently old, but heck.
Heaven S(c)ent (nice title huh?)
Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news. That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing. At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature. Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs.
"I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could. "There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one" Numb with disbelief, David and Diana listened as the doctor described the devastating problems Dana would likely face if she survived.
She would never walk, she would never talk, she would probably be blind, and she would certainly be prone to other catastrophic conditions from cerebral palsy to complete mental retardation, and on and on. "No! No!" was all Diana could say. She and David, with their 5-year-old son Dustin, had long dreamed of the day they would have a daughter to become a family of four. Now, within a matter of hours, that dream was slipping away.
But as those first days passed, a new agony set in for David and Diana.Because Dana's underdeveloped nervous system was essentially 'raw', the lightest kiss or caress only intensified her discomfort, so they couldn't even cradle their tiny baby girl against their chests to offer the strength of their love. All they could do, as Dana struggled alone beneath the ultraviolet light in the tangle of tubes and wires, was to pray that God would stay close to their precious little girl.
There was never a moment when Dana suddenly grew stronger. But as the weeks went by, she did slowly gain an ounce of weight here and an ounce of strength there.
At last, when Dana turned two months old, her parents were able to hold her in their arms for the very first time. And two months later, though doctors continued to gently but grimly warn that her chances of surviving, much less living any kind of normal life, were next to zero, Dana went home from the hospital, just as her mother had predicted.
Five years later, Dana was a petite but feisty young girl with glittering gray eyes and an unquenchable zest for life. She showed no signs whatsoever of any mental or physical impairment. she was everything a little girl can be and more. But that happy ending is far from the end of her story.
One blistering afternoon in the summer of 1996 near her home in Irving, Texas, Dana was sitting in her mother's lap in the bleachers of a local ball park where her brother Dustin's baseball team was practising. As always, Dana was chattering nonstop with her mother and several other adults sitting nearby when she suddenly fell silent. Hugging her arms across her chest, little Dana asked, "Do you smell that?"
Smelling the air and detecting the approach of a thunderstorm, Diana replied, "Yes, it smells like rain." Dana closed her eyes and again asked, "Do you smell that?" Once again, her mother replied, "Yes, I think we're about to get wet. It smells like rain." Still caught in the moment, Dana shook her head, patted her thin shoulders with her small hands and loudly announced, "No, it smells like Him. "
"It smells like God when you lay your head on His chest."
Tears blurred Diana's eyes as Dana happily hopped down to play with the other children. Before the rains came, her daughter's words confirmed what Diana and all the members of the extended Blessing family had known, at least in their hearts, all along.During those long days and nights of her first two months of her life, when her nerves were too sensitive for them to touch her, God was holding Dana on His chest and it is His loving scent that she remembers so well.



11:24:00 PM
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Saturday, June 17, 2006

YAY! nice song :))))
周杰伦- 屋顶

it MIGHT take some time, but OMG it is nice :)



2:46:00 PM
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Monday, June 12, 2006

rules of the game:
1. come up with 8 qualities you want to see in your ideal lover.
2. do indicate the sex of your ideal lover, we'd dearly love to see if you're straight.
3. tag eight other hapless victims' blogs and beleague them with this quiz.
4. second-timers don't have to do it

AHEM. ATTENTION, ATTENTION PLEASE!
pawra tan, you owe me one yeah.

gender of ideal lover: fella lah!

1. have a great sense of humour. you make me laugh, you've won a half of me over
2. sweetess :)
3. be confident of who you are. but no over-confidence please. that's kinda scary.
4. erm, a catholic most preferably. (lapsed catholics no-go)
5. must like animals. your future wife is gonna be a vet, you better like animals.
6. knowing how to play at least one instrument would be good.. think 50 first dates- ben stiller
and ukelele.
7. im no fashion plate. heck, i don't think i could pass for a splinter of one either. but ONE of us has to look good! as long as you're not prettier than me.
8. huggable, but please not obese :)

my eight hapless victims:
1. becca
2. jessica. yay! you did my last one, now do this one. ;D
3. dan
4. clarissa yeo you potoot. never do the last one?!
5. siying, who happens to like greenforest-the-cheesiest-show-ever too! say you love owen :)
6. tay weili

aand... no more.
poo. BUT, anyone else i didn't name is free to do it yeah.



1:48:00 PM
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Friday, June 09, 2006

IM DARN PISSED.

STUPID D-STRING. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
im trying to stick you back where you belong, aaand what do you do? you whip out and scar me. great. just leave a nice big 'X marks the spot'.
just when i look on the bright side and think to myself "hey, this don't look half bad!"
the scar fades.
damn you stupid thing.
now im grumpy >:(
POO.
i was looking forward to playing the acoustic again. and i got a whole set of new strings, and the replacement of the g-string went fantastic. and daddy goes "replace all the strings".
okay, so unscrew the string and put in the new one. then tuning tuning tuning. happy happy happy. then BAM!!!!!! it freaking snaps right before my very eyes. whipped me across the mouth and fingers >:((
zarhhhhh! now the stupid scar's itchy.

my dad and i have father-daughter scars. all thanks to the damn thing.
no more DIY.
ZARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!




11:00:00 PM
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where did the time gooooooo?!
two weeks just zoomed past and now half the holidays are overr. poo. i haven't started on my homework, and the lousy weather still owes me my day of tanning!!!
i WILL do my homework.. sooner or later.
i will spend the last two weeks doing homework and revising.
if you see me copying homework on monday morning, go back to sleep.
its all a happy dream :)

greenforest, my home..
must be the cheesiest show ever. but i like cheesiest shows ever.
there's nothing like vegging in front of the tv, ogling actors. ESPECIALLY this actor :))))








HOTNESSSSS!!!!!!
in the show, he's some great violinist who in love with the girl who was his best friend when they were really young. then he moves off to england on a music scholarship, BUT he never ever forgets her.
then he comes back, and they happen to meet.
BUT SHE CAN'T RECOGNISE HIM!
oh tragic. but the stupid fella decides to wait and see how long she takes to realise its HIM. her childhood best friend.

but there's another guy as well, so HE has to tell her that he's jinfang aka the fella who knows all your deepest darkest secrets because im your long lost bestie. ha. see what happens when you play hard to get?
the other guy is some prince- william. he's not as good-looking, but he's loaded. PLUS, he promised the girl way back, that he will always protect her. so she has it fixed in her brain that some prince- mainly him- will come one day. and he does, but they don't know who the other is.
in fact, they pretty much can't stand each other right now.
sooner or later they'll find out and she'll forget all about owen! the best friend! and he's standing up for her and telling the baddies off, and she repays him by getting together with william.
i read the synopsis and i was going no no no! and i checked other sites as well just to make sure. poo. they all pointed to one thing.
HOT GUY IS FORGOTTEN FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "BUT WHYYYYY?"
SO MEAN.

the show is basically cheesier than a potent mixture of parmesan, mozerella, cheddar and blue.
but i like :))



my sister thinks the guys in the show are all pretty. who cares?
hot is a better term.
but this stupid pic makes him look girly.
ignore it.
tried to delete it, but the darn thing wouldn't go away.
the fella next to him is princey- poo william.




i am NOT TURNING INTO A CHEENAPIANG!!!
OH, which reminds me, go here- www.googlism.com
type in your name and you get the most inane things.
eg.
jeanette is honored with two stars on the hollywood walk of fame
(hmm, haven't heard of any starlets named jeanette.. unless she's dead. o_O")
jeanette is know for her unique physical/emotional approach
(really?snigger- note the word unique)
jeanette is available worldwide as a speaker
( i sure hope im expensive)
jeanette is an approved trainer in the danish retriever club and the danish evening school association
(doggies!doggies!:DD)
jeanette is a venezuelan
(hmm, i like.. miss venezuela was in miss world's top 20 the last time i saw)
jeanette is a very personable and knowledgeable young woman and we are delighted to have her guide us
(oh yeahh, say it like it is!)
jeanette is now president of reuters canada limited
(FUNKAYE IS AS FUNKAYE GETS! haha)
jeanette is also a member of soundvest properties residential office ?mega million dollar producers club? since 1999
(i was.. hm.. 8 i believe, in 1999. OH YEAH BABY! WHO'S NUMBER ONE?)
jeanette is hardly ever without a stick in her hand
(all the better to beat you up with, my dear)
jeanette is taught to paint and often finishes works for great masters
( i was either a chimp or an elephant in my past life)
jeanette is familiar with her great sense of humor
(snigger. need i say more?)

*these are only a select few. practically everything is rubbish.

BUT! that's where the fun lies.. enjoy yeah :)













11:00:00 AM
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Monday, June 05, 2006

Three Names You Go By:
nette (what half the world calls me)
holy( another friend's Moley; together we're HOLY MOLEY!) snigger.

squarehair( me and hotpants are related to SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Three Parts of Your Heritage: height, chubba cheeks and my brand of humour
Three Things That Scare You:house lizards, evil people, the supernatural.
Three of Your Everyday Essentials: water, any form of sugar and anything i can leave a mark with >:) so inclined towards vandalism. nah, i don't doodle on public property. no paper, there're always PEN TATTOOS. in fact i've got one on my ankle now..
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: elmo tee and shorts
Three of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists at the moment:
jamie cullum, jason mraz and michael buble
Three of Your Favorite Songs at the moment: bohemian rhapsody by Queen, dani california by Red Hot Chilli Peppers and home, by Michael Buble
Three Things You Want in a Relationship (other than love): humour, mutual understanding and FUNFUNFUN:D
Two Truths and a Lie: sometimes i wish i had a different family, then other times i feel sorry for folks who don't have my family.. dang im weird.
Three Physical Things about the Opposite Sex that Appeal to You:
smile ( *see eyes for explanation. real smiles include the eyes)
hands( something bout them.. not sure how to explain it.. but some guys have really good-looking hands. aww, this sounds weird, but its TRUE!)
zarhhhh! the last one's actually voice, but poo. its not physical.
eyes i guess. its sorta linked with smile, when you smile, your eyes do too :)
Three of Your Favourite Hobbies:drawingg, staring blankly at a space for a long time until people around me turn their heads to try figure out what im so engrossed in..(IM SERIOUS!they'll stare with me until something else distracts them. silly kaypohs.) and music :))
Three Things You want really badly right now:
dark bitter chocolate ( currently under my mom's 'protection'. poo)
chicago cheesecake ( yummm. melts in your mouth)
to be at the beach under the sun! (its thunderstorming in my area. POO)
Three Places You Want to go on Vacation: im not picky. anywhere with sun, sand, water and promises a great tan :D
Three things you want to do before you die: learn at least 5 musical instruments properly, to be touched by God (slain by the Spirit) and have as many 'experiences of a lifetime' as possible.
Three people I would like to see take this quiz: hotpants( okay lah- clarissa(:), juicy and marianne



5:36:00 PM
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Thursday, June 01, 2006

OMG OMG OMG. little bloggers of the world, learn from me. ALWAYS SAVE YOUR DRAFT HALFWAAY.
my dinosaur post is GONEEEEE. stupid computerrr. zarhhhh!!!! now i'll start from SCRATCH. poo.
went to SINGAPORE SCIENCE CENTRE to see Sue the T-rex and friends! oh yeah, its soo worth going. but then there was this silly woman who was leaving when i came. (leaving through the ENTRANCE mind you.) she was complaining to her 6-year daughter in singlish that the exhibition was stupid and a waste of money. that is so not true- she probably expected jurassic parks screamomania or something. i mean, come ON. this is BEHIND THE SCENES LADY!! and by doing that, she put a young, impressionable girl off educational exhibits. stupid is as stupid gets.

it was awesome. they had all these hands-on things where you could understand how a t-rex kept its balance by its tail, and understanding the way dinosaurs moved. damn it was cool :)
okay, enough talking. look at the DINOSAURS!!
*drumroll... ... ...*
skeleton of dinosaur descendant!! cool? cool? look! its so amazingly preserved- hmm. wonder how OLD this is..
snigger. its just a pigeon skellie :D aww. bet you feel cheated. okay, check THIS baby out.
RAWR! isn't it great?! meet Sue, the star of the exhibit! oh wait, this is the cast of her skellie. the original one was squooshed under a gazillion tons of rock for many many MANY years, so they brought her cast in all its jurassic glory.
poo, can't load too many photos. zarh, shall try another time.
oh well. like my new skin?! its so uncomplicated and fuss-free and simple, and though it pains me to say this..
its not green!!! poo.
i decided against another green one, even though EVERYBODY in the whole wide civilised world and beyond knows that green is cool!!!!
serious. in the colour wheel, its a 'cooool' colour :D (along with blue and.. pai seh. i don't know anymore.)


will you still love me when i've got a ginormous green head and red scary eyes?

i.... LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! haha, okay- big pelvic bones. that's not me btw. just in case the resolution ain't too good. my own MOTHER thought i was my sister. poo.

scientists are still arguing over this, but apparently,this little triangular bone MIGHT have determined whether barney's a guy. hell, i bet we'd all love to know.

dinosaurssss, go see! its nice :)




6:12:00 PM
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