HOW MANY MONSTERS UNDER MY BED!

zarhhhhh!

fetched my bro back from school; and he came out from school with his hair all mussed up, like he waxed it.oooh, i was IMPRESSED. since when did he get so cool? sidetracking, he has a friend who has hair so friggin spiky you could carve pineapples with it.. so he comes up to me with his bombastic hair.

bro: hey jeanette! look at my hair!
me: yeahhhhh. since when you so cool?
(then i proceeded to muss up his hair.)
me: eeeh, why your hair so wet?
bro: i show you again?
me: use sweat to make it spiky huh?
bro: nope
me: oh gross! you didn't wash your hair!!
bro: i did!
by then his hair is cool again, courtesy of me:)cos i've stuck my hand in and spiked it up properly.
then he's walkin off with his hair all funky lookin, and he shouts over his shoulder
" i just didn't wash it properly!"

i know how macbeth felt after killing duncan.
"Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood
Clean from my hand? No, my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine
Making the green one red"

just sub 'blood' with gunk, and 'red'and 'incarnadine' with any gross colour you can come up with.bleagh.
my brother can be the next alexander flemming.. cept he doesn't need bread mold; he's got it all up there. literally. this fella, he's a walkin bio-hazard.

10:33:00 PM

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holy week this year was FUN! and holy too. OF COURSE, it was holyyyy.

maundy thursday- washed my toes, well feet actually, 6 times i believe. this means i've either made a lot of of new friends.. OR i've got a whole bunch of people who hate me. oh wow.
went for 6 pm mass cos i took over joan. i like getting my feet washed in front of a congregation of nearly 600 people:)) its FUN! Father washed my right foot and dried it super throughly,but my left foot cramped up cos of the aircon.see what holy water does for your feet? it makes sure the other foot doesn't cramp up as well.
went for dinner at macs, then came back for lenten vigil. i stayed awake the WHOLE night.but it was AGONY during the office of tenebrec; Gregorian chants with the same freakin tune for 14 pages!! well, i closed my eyes for a minute or two during the movie, but i was STILL listening. ah ha! had stations at 5 in the morning. then left church at 5.45am. cool man!
thanks ReRe:)it was nice of you to care.

holy friday- i spent the day being HOLY.
holy saturday-watched Monsters inc. i love that show!!!

EASTER SUNDAY!-if any one EVER needs a clown or anything for your party,im there! i make funky balloons! says me ;) then i played in the maze! which was funfunfun!

lookin forward to NEXT holy week already!

4:34:00 PM

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BALLOOONSSSSS! i love BALLOOOOONS! yay, i can make a bee, monkey, cutlass, sword, heart-wand thing and a poodle! whoar, i rock please :)) yeah. but im afraid i'll forget everything then the poor kid will be waiting there, starting to cry.. just BECAUSE jie jie forgot how to make his monkey/donkey/turkeyyyy. aw mannnn. and the 2 guys from my shift didn't come, so im gonna be ALL aloneee. unless jeremy comes down. PLEASE he better. arh, now im stressing myself. randomness.

holy thursday- going to church for nic and kelly's feet-washing mass. THEN we're gonna eat somewhere. and go back for the youthgroup's easter vigil. BUT if nobody comes, then that's damn sad. aieee, i want my cat class to be united, so we can look back and go "ah, i had fun in church". but its NOT gonna happen if nobody can make it for anything. hell, everytime we try and arrange something, most of the people can't make it.. sheeshkabab

hmmm, typing this in the school's imac lab. blehhh, can't wait for SUNDAYYYY! cheryl might be coming down :) see st mary's. pride in my church yeah..

5:18:00 PM

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BAND CONCERT LAST NIGHT ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!
WELL DONE BAND GIRLS!!!!!!!
granted, there were a few squeakies here and there, but the band did its best at the low parts, like the hunchback of notre dame part.. it was BEAUTIFUL. that was definitely my favourite song:)

my ticket! see, nice number- 181 (:
but the usher ripped off the other bit :/

met dan, beverly, dawn and mush at city hall, everybody was so dressed up! then mush saw me, and she went-"finally, someone normal." cos apparently i looked like i was going to orchard. WHYYYY? beats me. but i put on a shawl, so i dressed it up! yeah..
dan treated me to a starbucks caramel frappy! yumm.then after that i was too full to eat. so when we went BK, i wanted a side order, but the lady gave me a friggin MEAL! lucky it was the kids' one so at least i got a toy. the ice-age weasel things. push a button and they go round and round forever.. wheee :) mush got a tap thing that had Sid.i love sid- he reminds me of me!

we cabbed to VCH from raffles city, but we could have WALKED there! arhhh, oh well. which reminds me- mush, bev and dawn; you owe me $ka-ching$.haha, O$P$. then dan paid the driver, we got out and she dropped the coins on the road! silly girl bent down to pick em up and TWO taxis zoomed past her head! omg, i was damn scared for her.

went in and met celine, jean and their friends. sat in the fifth or so row. jean and celine were sitting so far back! so we made them move.-grins-
then THEY came in. all the sec threes stood up to see them lah! whoa, grand entrance please.

finally the concert started with Orpheus in the Underworld. yay, i know this story! greek myth- bout this poor guy whose wife died and was claimed by hades -greek god of death. so he went down to get her back, and hades let her go; but if orpheus looked back while they were still climbing out of hell, then his wife was gone forever. (seriously, you'd think mrs orpheus would have objecting to being tossed around like a hot potato) ANYWAY, orpheus looked back, (why why why why????) and she went POOF, back to hades.
sheesh, so tragic.
so the song was really lively and there was this part with the can-can, and the conductor coat-tails were flapping. then dan whispered to me:
"so cute! i want my boyfreind's tux to be like that at our wedding too!" hmm, since the rest of the world looks horrible in them; you've gotta marry a conductor dear..

then there was chorale and jubiloso, dragonstea din tei (YES, the chicken little song) and the hunchback of notre dame. i LOVE LOVE LOVE that song. it was damn shiok, especially the first part. (in Disney's version. that's the part where quasimodo's mother is running away from frodo, and pleads sanctuary in the cathedral.)the band played it FANTASTICALLY!

after the interval, there were pieces by the different ensembles. the flautists were so cute! they did ragtime and they were sorta dancing. then there was the tekomai songs, ave maria, selections from Disney's Fantasia and Tsubai O Kudasai( i'd wish for wings). for encore, they played YMCA! , who let the dogs out and other songs which i can't remember. but the concert rocked.

omly grumble i have is that people kept talkin. arhhhh. also, cos i like to close my eyes when i listen to music, my well-meaning friends kept poking me to see if i was still breathing. aiiieee. thanks you guys, but don't do that anymore please.

then we waited for dan's parents to come, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT DEAR!!!! then they sent me home. on the way, Uncle took some ulu road and then he was telling us about the pretty faceless girls there who stop and ask you for a ride and banana trees, until Auntie told him to stop scaring us. haha, dan- ur parents are damn cute :D then we passed the French embassy, which is HUGE. i wanna be a french ambassador toooo...

sigh, if there were a few moments in my life i would want to relive.. this would be one of them..

10:29:00 AM

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had my FIRST session of PA (pastoral attachment)yesterday. apparently, all we had to do was to tell the squirts to shut up and listen to the speaker. BUT of course, i never said it too rudely. IN FACT, i didn't dare at all..
like i told nic:
little kids are like hamsters. the smaller they are, the more vicious they get.
sheesh. so i sat there and watched this group of girls yak their heads off. BUT, i think i might be able to connect with them :) before everything, linda was standing there and lookin mean and all. i thought she came to check on us!!turns out she came to tell them bout the kuching trip this year, and how "we must not be selfish..must help the less fortunate.." she was SO enthu! she practically shouted. "hello KIDS!" then all the small cute boys said right back- "byebye". ooh, i like them already ;)

apart from the kids, the people in charge are NICE. the first IC i met was olga,for someone so old, she's damn lame! -grins- found a friend already; auntie lucy is like all old-ladyish cute. and my group members are friendly! samantha, jesslyn, nicholas and nicole. hmm, the others all slackers, they din come . but they can be slackers, cos our group feels.. well.. cosier :)

then we had to go and write reflections in the cathechist office. its super nice now! its got this semi-loft thing, then these funkaye colourful sofas and bean-bags underneath, with a mod-lookin table in the centre. I LOVE IT! all the sec threes hang around till or after their attachments or sit around if they're writing reflections. so everybody's shouting all over the place and auntie agatha, linda and the rest are also rushing here and there. its super lively! man, i wanna be a cathechist toooooo.. shall volunteer next year.

got my list for the easter bazaar as well. yeah, i got balloons! what i wanted^-^ only thing is... i hardly noe anyone there. only nic. arhhh, i need to widen my social circle. i think there ARE people from our class. what's amanda's surname??? and that beng who used to wear the same shirt every week last year. think friendly thoughts...

rosemarie and kelly get to man the TATTOOS stall! how cooool is that??! i want something scary. shall try and bribe a tattoo outta them. yeeahhh, i'll come to school with this GARGANTUAN ed- hardy- lookin thing. whoar, freak the DM out.

-rubs hands- i can't WAIT! got our first balloon making session the coming sunday. i love sec three cat class! oh, and have i mentioned i love the cathechist office?
hahahaha..i feel damn religious.

8:42:00 AM

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